h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via encourage)

voidtorture:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

Oooh. Nice.

I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you.

-Unknown  (via senpai00)

(Source: somethingbeyond, via heartbraeking)

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

(Source: fordmustang1970, via skank-c1ty)

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Source: okusuck, via orgasm)

my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels

image

(via orgasm)